While I'm still on the topic..
After the first half of the GTO Special on Sunday, I watched a law drama called The Lyon's Den. It's not too bad actually, so I might be tempted to continue watching it next week. But the interesting programme was on another channel. It's a Taiwanese talk show called 大女人主张 (translated to be... err.... Large Women's Opinions?? Harharhar) Anyway it's hosted by Gu Ling and some bigger-sized lady who has a good sense of humour too. The topic was "Are big-chested women thicker in the head?" Something like the dumb-blond question. Interesting facts transpired in the show, which always invited guests according to the topic. So they had large-chested women on the show giving their views! Haha! And there was this short interview with an underwear designer who explained the cup sizes (ok, I didn't know about the criteria!!) and how to wear a bra correctly. Wow. Now I realise quite a lot of people are wearing it wrongly... hmm... hehe... anyone interested to know, contact me personally. Ha!
And then there was this joke made by 68-year-old Charles Lingham, Head Nurse at the Home, during the ambulance ride sending the clients back home:
One day a man who bought a cockerel boarded the bus. He put the bird under his seat. There was a pretty lady who came on so he offered his seat to her. Now his stop was coming up, so he was wondering how to get the chicken back, since the bus was full and his original seat was on the inside. 4 stops left... 3.... then 2.... Finally, with one stop left, he asked the lady, "Excuse me, but can you please open your legs wide so that I can take out my cock?"
The way he said it, all of us in the ambulance somehow didn't see it coming and those who understood (and that's including one dementia patient!) rocked with laughter. It was at this moment, when the punchline came out, that Jhonalyn returned to the ambulance after seeing a client home. Well she returned to roaring laughter. You could see the bewilderment on her face!
Today I came back home and flipped open the papers. And I was amused with a certain bust-enhancement advertisement. I think it was called Bust-Elite. The tag-line said, "Buy one get one free!" So, do I buy the left and get the right free?
Comments are welcome! And I hope I can add a tagboard soon!
And then there was this joke made by 68-year-old Charles Lingham, Head Nurse at the Home, during the ambulance ride sending the clients back home:
One day a man who bought a cockerel boarded the bus. He put the bird under his seat. There was a pretty lady who came on so he offered his seat to her. Now his stop was coming up, so he was wondering how to get the chicken back, since the bus was full and his original seat was on the inside. 4 stops left... 3.... then 2.... Finally, with one stop left, he asked the lady, "Excuse me, but can you please open your legs wide so that I can take out my cock?"
The way he said it, all of us in the ambulance somehow didn't see it coming and those who understood (and that's including one dementia patient!) rocked with laughter. It was at this moment, when the punchline came out, that Jhonalyn returned to the ambulance after seeing a client home. Well she returned to roaring laughter. You could see the bewilderment on her face!
Today I came back home and flipped open the papers. And I was amused with a certain bust-enhancement advertisement. I think it was called Bust-Elite. The tag-line said, "Buy one get one free!" So, do I buy the left and get the right free?
Comments are welcome! And I hope I can add a tagboard soon!
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